The Baggy-Trousered Lycanthropist

There's a campaign of hate
Waiting at the school gates

- The Libertines, "Campaign of Hate"

( Maths is fun! )

It's snowed so much there are no buses and no trains and work is shut and we went out and ran about in it and failed at making a snowman, but I did throw snowballs at some teenage boys and they threw them back and it was so much fun and oh my god, SNOW!

( PICSPAM! )

(Note to non-Brits: in order to understand my excitement, note that it never snows here.)

My favourite part of the results for that quiz is this bit.

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* bomb (20x)
* fuck (5x)
* shit (4x)
* fucking (3x)
* cocksucker (2x)
* fuckin (1x)

... I refuse to accept I say "bomb" more often than I say "fuck". Nor that "bomb" is an NC-17 word! And when do I ever say "cocksucker"?

Ooh, and also, I MOVED HOUSE! And the new flat is LOVELY! And the move was NOT A TOTAL DISASTER! And I only sustained THREE INJURIES! (These were: borked right knee, bruised left knee, cut to chin caused by attempting to pick up knitting bag with face.)

Now begins the process of getting my life back to normal, and catching up on all the stuff that's gone on hold in the last couple of months. (One of those things is to get my dissertation proposal written and submitted, and it's hit me that I've completely forgotten how to do the type of research I was hoping to do, so those plans might be on hold a while longer.)

On a mostly unrelated* note, I am the world's biggest dork; last night I dreamed I wore an invisibility cloak in order to secretly sit in on a Torchwood staff meeting. (Do Torchwood even have staff meetings, or is it all orgies and swearing there?)

* Although it is a bit related, because it's linked to one of the things I have to now get back on track. Hey, lefaym, how are you?

This weekend is moving weekend! It seems like only a year ago I was last doing this... oh wait, it was.

Anyway, that's why it looks like I'm ignoring you, if it looks like I'm ignoring you.

Dearest aldehyde:

I am a sucky friend. First of all, your birthday was last year and I am only just getting around to posting your gift. Secondly, you asked for a drabble, and this is a doodle - because the idea just would not work written down, and I really wanted to go with it. So it may suck. Nonetheless, it does meet your requests of "R/S" and "cracky and fun - go nuts"... >:D

I hope you enjoy it. And a very belated happy birthday. ♥

( Remus Lupin and Sirius Black IN: Reincarnation! The Musical. *May not be a musical )

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

Slytherclaw

You scored 47% Order/Chaos, and 16% Moral/Rational

Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy

Icon meme via aldehyde

MAH ICONS.

default	oldest	newest
saddest	happiest	angriest
cutes t	sexiest	funniest
fave ship	fave fandom	fave animated
best quote	best textless	best stolen idea
use the most	favorite

HOW MANY ICONS DO YOU HAVE: 81.
OUT OF HOW MANY AVAILABLE ICONS SPACES: 110.
IF YOU COULD BUY SPACE FOR MORE, WOULD YOU: I already do. :)
DO YOUR ICONS MAKE A STATEMENT: Yes and no. I usually use something relevant to what I'm posting, or else that "answers" the icon of the person I'm talking with.
WHAT FANDOM DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: Potter, that slag
AND THE SECOND MOST: Star Wars, for some reason.
WHAT SHIP DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: R/S, my OTP!
ARE YOUR ICONS MADE MOSTLY BY OTHER PEOPLE: Mainly.
DO YOU MAKE ICONS: Some.
ARE THEY ANY GOOD: They're OK.
ANIMATED ICONS ARE: The dog's bollcks.
DO THE MEME.

As I've said in the past, as pretty as Cornwall is, there's really very little to do there. Hence, porn was drawn.

R/S, and very much NC-17. Cocks and everything.

( in bocca al luparo )

He's thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
He's finally facing what it means
When another boy causes a lump in your jeans
Taking the plunge, going down for love
He's joining the cocksucker club

- Pansy Division, "Cocksucker Club"

Warnings for this chapter: explicit m/m slash including, um. Dubious consent. It's all hypothetical, though, so I shouldn't worry about it. :-/

( 'If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever' - George Orwell )

Honestly. You go away to Cornwall for six nights and your paid account expires. Stupid LJ. *renews*

So! I'm back, bitches! I'll be skipping back over the flist, naturally, but let me know if I missed anything important.

How is everyone? And how was Christmas and New Year for you all? (And who is that new Doctor Who guy anyway, besides someone who shares a name with a boy I once snogged?)

Happy birthday aldehyde!

Have a wonderful and raucous day - and all good wishes to you for the coming year. ♥ ♥ ♥

I'm unlikely to have internet access until I get back from Cornwall, but leave me a request for a drabble or doodle and I'll get to it when I'm online again. :P

(PS - sorry it's early, I was worried I wouldn't get online on the day!)

Hey vickythefluffy, here's the birthday doodle you requested! Sorry it's taken so long, you know what December is like. :P As requested, a Potter/Look Around You crossover.

FYI: very tame, rated G (but NC-17 for disturbing imagery, only not really).

( We can now show the scary picture. )

In other news, today my niece taught me some Spanish! Here it is: he oido que tu pokemon favorite es mudkip.

Sneakily sneaking in to wish everyone who celebrates it a ridiculously happy Christmas (and those that don't, a happy day in general - who needs Christmas to wish your friends a happy day, anyway?).

May your day be lulzy and rock. And may all your Christmases be adorned with cock.

Or something.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Going to the Festiva Family Fold tomorrow, to do traditional Christmas things like diffusing family arguments and drinking until my heart stops. I'll still have internet access, but I'll be expected to do sociable things like talk to people, so I may be absent from LJ for periods of up to three or four minutes at a time.

*twitches*

ETA: OH FUCK YOU GUYS WHAT AM I GOING TO DO IF I CAN'T GET ONLINE

Found a new flat. Further out of town (which = sad because I ♥ this neighbourhood) but bigger, warmer, lighter, two bedrooms, fireplaces, awesome kitchen, a little garden, free parking...

In short, epic win.

We viewed like three other places today. One was quite nice except for the extremely passive-aggressive sign in the hallway, in all caps, that pretty much said WE CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU DO. IF YOU ARE NOISY YOU SHOULD NOT LIVE HERE. Another was OK but cold. The final one was terrifying; it had a miniscule bedroom at the back, a tiny bathroom with a ridiculously high ceiling that gave the impression of sitting at the bottom of a well, a kitchen with an extractor fan but no cooker, and the biggest living room I have ever seen. It was completely unfurnished except for a single wooden chair. In the hallway were several framed posters of the Queen, a St George's flag, and a vaguely nationalistic prayer. Clearly the house of a serial killer.

Anyway, yay, and I'm stupidly relieved to have got this sorted out, and I promise to post something soon that is related to actual fandom or something similar.

Just got home to find a letter from the landlady. She's fucking evicting us.

Who DOES that? Especially right before Christmas?

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to smash things.

There's just been a question on University Challenge the answer to which was "Dumbledore's gay". Soup came out of my nose!

They're idiots, losers, they're scum
Taking advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease

They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs
Leave you with microscopic bugs
Their company is something you won't miss
When your icetrays are filled with piss

They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

- NoFX, "The Moron Brothers"

( Handbags at dawn )

You go Brad! Fight the power!